Celebrities seem so far away from real life, but these famous faces actually turn up in some small towns more often than you might think! We’ve heard of being a small town celebrity, but this is ridiculous!
CAMERON DIAZ
Cameron and her hamster totally aced the county science fair this year! Her teacher was relieved at how she had finally worked hard enough to graduate high school at age 30. “The kids started to think she was a teacher after her 10th year as a senior” she said.
ANDREW LINCOLN
Andrew does shave every once and awhile when he’s not out huntin’ zombies. For once, the off duty cop wears an entirely civilian outfit. “Gosh he’s hot, I’ll bet he’s a cop” they all say.
TOM CRUISE
Tom likes his relaxed high risers so much, they’ve begun to eat his shirt. After a day of rootin’ around the lawn with the doggies, he worries cleaning all the stains out may be a mission impossible. Eh, he still won the neighborhood huntin’ award for top gun. Who cares about some jeans?
