Being a drunk mess may cause you to do a lot of stupid crazy things. Just add breaking into a zoo and attempting to ride a full size crocodile to the list of stupidest things people do when under the influence. Crazy, drunk, Australian Michael Newman had to be in denial that the party was over when he was ejected from the bar. Fatso was like “get off my back with that stupid mohawk. I’m a grown ass croc.” Michael was definitely lucky to walk away from this drunken incident.