Holding Hands
Please believe how happy we are! Is that a promise ring? That’s probably all it’ll ever be.
Eyeball Close Up
Why? To see your sh*tty attempt at doing your eye shadow and eyeliner? What a turn-on for a guy, seeing this girl he knows having a striking resemblance to that creepy dead girl from ‘The Grudge.’
The Gym Selfie
Okay, she’s got a sick body. But still, selfies of you at the gym are weird. You want us to see that you’re working out, like it’s attractive to everyone. We don’t care about your workout pics; we already knew from your check-in at LA Fitness.
Driving in the Car
Let’s start a new campaign to join “It can wait” and we’ll call it “It should never happen.” It’s terrifying to know girls are taking these pictures while they’re driving. I’d prefer a text message then you fumbling trying to make sure you hit the camera button.
Your Starbucks
It’s always joked about how white girls love their Starbucks, and they have unhealthy obsessions with it. We really don’t care if you’re drinking it. My day will go on just fine without seeing your Venti Mocha Frapp.