Feet in the Sand
What a pensive shot. The water is withdrawing around my feet and I’m sinking in the sand. Is this supposed to make me jealous?
Pet Selfies
Trying to take a selfie with your pet. What else needs to be said? It always looks like the dog’s head is being forced into screen shot. Animal cruelty. Human cruelty. Don’t subject us to this garbage. “My dog and I are so happy” as are you and your vibrator since you are probably single.
Fortune Cookie
Unless it says “You are an attention whore” I’m not interested in your cracked cookie.
Coffee Art
Someone spent an intricate amount of time making this design, which is going to be ruined in five seconds. Thanks for capturing it. The barista is laughing at you by the way while you’re holding your camera up to the mug.
Fireworks
Celebrate! Celebrate your complete lack for creativity and skills in photography.