Quotes
Quotes are all over Instagram and Facebook. They aren’t pictures. Have you ever noticed someone who posted a quote that couldn’t be more the opposite of that particular human being? You know, the girl who was spreading malicious gossip to you, and then posted “do unto others as you would have them do to you!” So…you want people spreading gossip about you? Got it.
Music
Again, not another photograph. Great, you’re listening to Michael Jackson on Pandora. Why do you think we care?
Clouds
What are these giant cotton balls? Am I dreaming? Oh wait, it’s those things I see every day of my life. They may never appear again, so thanks for documenting it. Oh, and that double rainbow too.
Mirror Pics
Where to begin? I’m so cute holding up my Hello Kitty iPhone case and looking at the phone instead of into the mirror because I’m actually embarrassed I’m doing this in the first place. More often than not, the subject in the picture is looking at themselves on the phone. WTF?
Fingernails
Fresh manicure! Don’t my Minions from ‘Despicable Me’ look ravishing in nail lacquer? I’m also 30 years old, maybe not mentally though.