6. John Stamos
Good to know John had someone to show him the ropes. “I think I was almost 18 and none of my friends had really done it yet. I wasn’t a geeky kid, but I was sort of…innocent. And then I was driving home with the sister of the bass player from my high school band, and she dropped her keys in my lap—my crotch area—and went to grab ’em. And I thought, ‘Oh. This might be on!’ And she was this beautiful woman who was maybe five to seven years older than me. So we went to her house, and she was very gentle, and easy, and walked me through it. And it was fantastic! We’re still friends.” Uncle Jesse scores!
5. Kim Kardashian
Kim was just a normal 14 year old girl when she decided to have sex with her boyfriend of two years. She went straight to her momager and asked for birth control. “I’d say around late 14 or early 15 [I lost it],” Kim said in an interview. “We were sooo in love. I thought we were going to get married. I brought my mom in my bathroom and I’m like, ‘Mom, I think I’m gonna have sex. I think I should go to the doctor and get put on birth control.’ Safety first, Kim.
4. Russell Brand
Despite this shocking story, we’re not surprised it happened to naughty boy Russel Brand. “On day one we went to some sleazy dive. Before long I was sat on a bar stool with a Filipino called Mary-Lou. Then we were leaving in a cab with three Asian prostitutes my dad was drunkenly herding,” writes Brand in his book My Booky Wook. “Back in the hotel my dad set about unwrapping his two prostitutes. I sat on the edge of the other twin bed. She must have known I was a virgin as soon as the bungling encounter commenced.” Ahhhh awkward?