Man Arrested For Showing Crotch At Toll Booth
Sanford Florida— A 39-year-old man has been arrested after a toll worker called police to complain about a man driving through the toll plaza wearing no pants twice. The man was charged with two counts of exposure of sexual organs and was later released on $5,000 bail.
What a perv, trying to live life in the toll lane. Its amazing what people get off on.
Man Attempts Getaway With Deodorant Using a BB-Gun
DANIA BEACH, Florida — A man accused of stealing deodorant allegedly brandishes what appeared to be a black handgun when a Publix manager confronted him at a next door store. Assuming it was a real gun, deputies closed off a nearby apartment complex and put a school on lock down. They also called in a helicopter and dogs to help with the search. They eventually found the man, who still had the deodorant and BB gun. The man was charged with robbery with weapon and was being held on $50,000 bail.
This man was willing to go down to not be funky. Before he was raising his hands because he was sure. Now he is raising his hands because “This is the police. Put your hands up where I can see them.”
Granny Brawls With Aggressive Deer
BUTTE, Montana — A 61-year-old woman suffered minor bruises after she stood toe to toe with a deer who got aggressive with her poodle. Carol Lince said she ran outside when she heard one of her three dogs scream bloody murder aftergot into a tussle with an aggressive deer after it attacked one of her poodles at her home on Monday. Carol Lince said she let her three dogs outside, then heard one “screaming bloody murder.” She went outside her home and saw Bambi attacking her smallest dog.
After kicking the deer in the hind legs, the deer rammed her in the gut up against a fence. Lince then began swinging like the champion boxer that she is and the deer ran away like a punk. Her poodle was thankful for the rescue.
